If Paul McCartney fell on a piano, by the time he picked himself up he would’ve written three songs.

teffy:

knitmeapony:

god-of-gold:

drneverland:

Best underreaction ever.

That guy needs his own movie.

In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him.   He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities.  The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.

Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids.  He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.

When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.

Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.

image

(Source: avengerswag, via drawntothenight)

winter is coming

(Source: therockmylifewasbuilton, via high-functioningpotterhead)

jamesfactscalvin:

the-silence-in-the-library:

commodore-cliche:

Texts from superheroes.

this is gold

"We are like kin!"

(via high-functioningpotterhead)

zombres:

Look, l may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but l am proud of what l am.

I am a librarian.

(Source: firstenchanters, via mattsmithissexy)

(Source: best-of-memes)

Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air ‘cause I know I can count on you. Sometimes I feel like saying “Lord I just don’t care” but you’ve got the love I need to see me through.

(Source: katniz, via no-sirallthirteen)

Karen and the Babes x Horse

(Source: pondspondsponds, via no-sirallthirteen)

castielismycherrypie:

spoken-not-written:

incognito-burrito:

moustache-flavoured-lubricant:

watermelonfucker:

bicorn:

a-skyofdiamonds:

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

 

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

 I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND

THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB

YOU CRUMB

(via no-sirallthirteen)

tommcfly:

Our 1st proper outing.

tommcfly:

Our 1st proper outing.