1800-sex-offender:

"So expensive…" As i whispered to myself looking at the 5 dollar price tag.

(via hotboyproblems)

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govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight, via hotboyproblems)

theeidophusikon:

Atmos Fear [2014]Jack Hardwicke
FACEBOOK | TWITTER | INSTAGRAM | SHOP

theeidophusikon:

Atmos Fear [2014]
Jack Hardwicke

FACEBOOK | TWITTER | INSTAGRAM | SHOP

(Source: best-of-memes)

my-flourish-and-blotts:

therecipesofathymelord:

NOT ONLY HAS HE GOT A PHONE. BUT HE GAVE YOU HIS NUMBER. /HE PUT/ /HIS NUMBER/ IN YOUR PHONE ROSE

And a picture of a blue box.

(via high-functioningpotterhead)

foxhero:

*browses own blog* amazing

(Source: foxhero-moved, via high-functioningpotterhead)

fuckyeahfluiddynamics:

In the dark of the ocean, some animals have evolved to use bioluminescence as a defense. In the animation above, an ostracod, one of the tiny crustaceans seen flitting near the top of the tank, has just been swallowed by a cardinal fish. When threatened, the ostracod ejects two chemicals, luciferin and luciferase, which, when combined, emit light. Because the glow would draw undesirable attention to the cardinal fish, it spits out the ostracod and the glowing liquid and flees. Check out the full video clip over at BBC News. Other crustaceans, including several species of shrimp, also spit out bioluminescent fluids defensively. (Image credit: BBC, source video; via @amyleerobinson)

fuckyeahfluiddynamics:

In the dark of the ocean, some animals have evolved to use bioluminescence as a defense. In the animation above, an ostracod, one of the tiny crustaceans seen flitting near the top of the tank, has just been swallowed by a cardinal fish. When threatened, the ostracod ejects two chemicals, luciferin and luciferase, which, when combined, emit light. Because the glow would draw undesirable attention to the cardinal fish, it spits out the ostracod and the glowing liquid and flees. Check out the full video clip over at BBC News. Other crustaceans, including several species of shrimp, also spit out bioluminescent fluids defensively. (Image credit: BBC, source video; via @amyleerobinson)

(via scienceetfiction)

larstheyeti:

September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Remember, it’s contagious, so talk like a pirate into your sleeve.

larstheyeti:

September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Remember, it’s contagious, so talk like a pirate into your sleeve.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

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(Source: best-of-memes)

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

(via ellsworthbeastmajor)

awwsheeit:

This always fucking gets me.

(Source: theghastlyordealofcorey, via fruit-is-my-fuel)